1
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She's the female Elon Musk.

2
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Serena is our girl!

3
00:00:06,914 --> 00:00:09,572
Do I or do I not look like
a stripper mermaid?

4
00:00:09,582 --> 00:00:11,241
I brought my own dress. I'll wear that.

5
00:00:11,251 --> 00:00:12,709
I'm Crystal.

6
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I am a student of Chet's.

7
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I'm so super impressed by what you do.

8
00:00:16,589 --> 00:00:19,749
Are we ready to get
this sausage party started?

9
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This is Owen.

10
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He could have left his helmet at home.

11
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<i>My God, you're gorgeous.</i>

12
00:00:24,197 --> 00:00:25,955
Next up, we have Jasper...

13
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Wall Street-by-way-of-London perfection.

14
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To a superior and effective season.

15
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She's boring! Goldberg, go.

16
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You kiss the short guy,

17
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you instantly make yourself likeable

18
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and you get America
rooting for you again.

19
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She's clearly had
way too much to drink.

20
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I'm not really comfortable with this.

21
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- Who's this guy?
- He is our new shrink.

22
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

23
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Okay. Stop. Come on.

24
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I just told you to kiss the guy.

25
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This is the last watch of the night.

26
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Billy.

27
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Are you kidding me? What the hell?

28
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Now, how did that happen, Rachel?

29
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So, how's she doing?

30
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She got really drunk on the first night,

31
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made out with a guy, and then cut him.

32
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Not the Suitress... Quinn.

33
00:01:02,468 --> 00:01:04,934
I don't think she's got it anymore.

34
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Honesty is the absolute truth.

35
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Celibacy is a tool
which cements your commitment

36
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to "Essential Honesty."

37
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<i>Remember, sex is a lie,</i>

38
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<i>therefore we don't have sex.</i>

39
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<i>But you have to be rock-solid
in your conviction.</i>

40
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<i>Because if you waver, even once,</i>

41
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<i>you're not ready to take the next step.</i>

42
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Last call for hot breakfast.

43
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Oh, Rachel.

44
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Rachel. Hey.

45
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- Hey.
- Sorry to bother you...

46
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Oh, no, that's...
that's not a problem. It's...

47
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Hey, uh, I... I know this is
against show rules,

48
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no Internet or newspapers
or whatever, but...

49
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is there any way you could get me
a little news from the outside?

50
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Oh, I'm sorry... I...

51
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No, actually, I'm so sorry.
We... I can't.

52
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- We just, um...
- I un... I understand.

53
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But right before I came here, there
was some trouble in the Congo.

54
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Government's arresting
a lot of people and...

55
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well, I have Peace Corps buddies
down in Kindamba.

56
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Africa...

57
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Y-Your favorite place, right?

58
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- Yeah...
- Yeah.

59
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Yeah. Hey, how come I
keep getting the feeling

60
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that you are a lot more
interesting than your job?

61
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Are you guys having sex right now?

62
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'Cause your nipples are showing, Rachel.

63
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

64
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I'll see what I can find out.

65
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Thank you.

66
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So, five out of six, I think.

67
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Quinn. Yep. Yep.

68
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How's our girl Serena this morning?

69
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I've been getting war-texts
from Gary since 5:30 AM.

70
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Are you serious? Why?
The ratings were good.

71
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Not good enough.

72
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Yeah, we're still
squarely on the bubble.

73
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I promised him tits-out sexy,

74
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and we delivered our hottie Suitress

75
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- in a nun's frock kissing Mini Me.
- Okay, fine. Fine!

76
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So the story wasn't exactly
what we wanted, but still...

77
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But if she hadn't cut Norman,

78
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then maybe the people
would've come back to see

79
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if the jockey would ride her,
but instead we have...

80
00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,376
Hey, why are you ignoring me?

81
00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,312
What is that face?

82
00:03:42,322 --> 00:03:43,939
The jockey did ride her.

83
00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:45,516
What?! That is fantastic!

84
00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,048
No. Do we have footage?

85
00:03:47,059 --> 00:03:48,857
- Where is the footage?
- We got her way too drunk last night

86
00:03:48,868 --> 00:03:51,787
and she's finally got her head in
the game. She's in a good place...

87
00:03:51,797 --> 00:03:52,980
Serena?

88
00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,379
Yeah?

89
00:03:55,996 --> 00:03:58,871
Hi. Just doing a deep dive on the guys.

90
00:03:58,882 --> 00:04:01,480
Trying to keep all their BIOS
straight before I go out there.

91
00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,605
This is her in a good place?

92
00:04:03,616 --> 00:04:05,241
You got pictures on all the guys?

93
00:04:05,252 --> 00:04:07,480
Yeah, I used one of those
cheat sheets the PAs have.

94
00:04:07,491 --> 00:04:10,821
Found it in the garbage.
Oh, I-I'm sorry.

95
00:04:10,832 --> 00:04:12,457
You picked through the garbage?

96
00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:14,560
I know, it's very classy,
but I had to have a system

97
00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:16,746
so I can remember who everybody is.

98
00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:20,965
And you have, uh, last names
and professions on everyone.

99
00:04:20,975 --> 00:04:22,201
That's impressive.

100
00:04:22,211 --> 00:04:25,170
Yes, well, I ask a lot of questions.

101
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Where did you get those Post-its?

102
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The control room.

103
00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:29,207
What? No, no.

104
00:04:29,217 --> 00:04:32,545
No, Serena, the control room
is a no-fly zone.

105
00:04:32,556 --> 00:04:34,657
Dorothy doesn't get to peek
behind the curtain here.

106
00:04:34,668 --> 00:04:36,748
Well, I did. So buy a lock.

107
00:04:36,758 --> 00:04:39,250
Or fire whoever was
supposed to be guarding it.

108
00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,151
I was up at 4:00,
there was no one in there.

109
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Oh, I saw your security cameras
on the guys, by the way.

110
00:04:43,597 --> 00:04:45,756
Saw the security cameras, Rachel.

111
00:04:45,766 --> 00:04:48,526
Oh! Cowboy snores big time.

112
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Okay, so, Serena, we really just
want you to relax into this

113
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and let things happen naturally.

114
00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,732
That leaves way too much up to chance.

115
00:04:54,742 --> 00:04:56,066
I don't want to cut the wrong guy,

116
00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:58,001
so I need to individuate the contenders.

117
00:04:58,011 --> 00:05:01,605
Yeah, you wouldn't want to have the
wrong guy slip through your crack.

118
00:05:01,615 --> 00:05:03,040
It's how I buy companies,

119
00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,908
so doing this any other way

120
00:05:04,918 --> 00:05:06,443
- would be irresponsible.
- I get it.

121
00:05:06,453 --> 00:05:08,378
- I just...
- Jasper, Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.

122
00:05:08,388 --> 00:05:10,590
Jasper is my guy. HBS.

123
00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:12,616
All right, listen, Serena,
I know that things got,

124
00:05:12,626 --> 00:05:14,528
you know, things got
a little wild last night.

125
00:05:14,539 --> 00:05:16,387
You're just trying to get
everything under control...

126
00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:19,088
This has nothing to do
with control or last night.

127
00:05:19,098 --> 00:05:21,633
And how about you never
talk to me about that again.

128
00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:26,630
Can I get some space, you guys,
to prepare, please?

129
00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,465
Okay?

130
00:05:28,475 --> 00:05:30,699
Yeah, sure. Uh, um.

131
00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,003
You know, we actually set up
a poker game for you tonight.

132
00:05:33,014 --> 00:05:35,571
Just go out there and just show
the guys how impressive you are.

133
00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:37,314
Well, I am gonna kill this.

134
00:05:41,387 --> 00:05:43,980
Poker game? Oh, that will be sexy.

135
00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:45,481
Okay, she's on something, right?

136
00:05:45,491 --> 00:05:48,384
Listen, she's just nervous, all right?
She's really, really nervous.

137
00:05:48,394 --> 00:05:51,287
Well, then you need to get her hooked
up to a tequila I.V., all right?

138
00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:53,589
I need her lubed up and user friendly.

139
00:05:53,599 --> 00:05:56,492
I want to be worried about a
gang-bang at least 10 times today.

140
00:05:56,502 --> 00:05:58,433
10 times, really? Quinn,
that feels like a lot.

141
00:05:58,444 --> 00:05:59,961
Hey, Quinn, uh, I was wondering if...

142
00:05:59,971 --> 00:06:02,164
It is not a lot, trust me.
I am having a conversation!

143
00:06:02,174 --> 00:06:03,975
Ah, it's great to see you, too.

144
00:06:04,509 --> 00:06:06,902
One stunning Suitress.

145
00:06:06,912 --> 00:06:08,670
13 amazing guys.

146
00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,839
All working harder
than ever to try to get lucky

147
00:06:10,849 --> 00:06:13,641
<i>because today, we're going Vegas.</i>

148
00:06:13,651 --> 00:06:16,778
<i>Featuring a very special mystery guest.</i>

149
00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:19,014
Ooh! Gosh, I hope it's Copperfield

150
00:06:19,024 --> 00:06:21,015
and they make you disappear, Graham.

151
00:06:21,025 --> 00:06:25,186
Okay, cut! I need a reset and
deal me up, people, let's go.

152
00:06:27,432 --> 00:06:30,325
All right, you sinners. Welcome.

153
00:06:30,335 --> 00:06:32,427
In front of you is $500 worth of chips.

154
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<i>Good luck.</i>

155
00:06:33,701 --> 00:06:35,285
<i>- They are gonna need it.
- Thank you.</i>

156
00:06:35,296 --> 00:06:36,596
Here we go, boys.

157
00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:39,599
I will warn you,
I am very good at poker.

158
00:06:39,609 --> 00:06:40,701
- Really?
- Really?

159
00:06:40,711 --> 00:06:42,036
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm scared, I guess.

160
00:06:42,046 --> 00:06:43,838
We'll do 200.

161
00:06:43,848 --> 00:06:45,306
Oh-ho-ho, big spender?

162
00:06:45,316 --> 00:06:47,208
- Mm-hmm.
- She's doing great.

163
00:06:47,218 --> 00:06:50,044
I don't know, she looks
kind of road worn in HD.

164
00:06:50,054 --> 00:06:52,713
- What is she, like 32?
- Shut up, Madison!

165
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32? That's depressing.

166
00:06:54,290 --> 00:06:56,383
Can't we say she's like 29?

167
00:06:56,393 --> 00:06:58,218
No, we can't say that.

168
00:06:58,228 --> 00:06:59,720
Well... Because it's not true.

169
00:06:59,730 --> 00:07:01,321
Well, say she's divorced.

170
00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:03,557
At least at some point
somebody wanted her.

171
00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:05,225
I'm gonna ignore
that you just said that.

172
00:07:05,235 --> 00:07:06,754
We're just gonna tell the truth.

173
00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:08,395
People are gonna relate to it, okay?

174
00:07:08,405 --> 00:07:11,731
So, tell me Serena, how did you,
uh, get so good at poker?

175
00:07:11,741 --> 00:07:14,868
Well, I got so good at poker because
Mark Zuckerberg has a game.

176
00:07:14,878 --> 00:07:16,202
You and the Zuckerberg?

177
00:07:16,212 --> 00:07:19,172
Do you think he really is the, uh...
the genius that they say he is?

178
00:07:19,182 --> 00:07:22,041
Oh. I'd say he was definitely the, uh,

179
00:07:22,051 --> 00:07:24,577
the second smartest person in the room.

180
00:07:24,587 --> 00:07:26,178
Well, now she's just bragging.

181
00:07:26,188 --> 00:07:29,047
She is what my friends
and I call an "Old Sad."

182
00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,583
And what what is that, exactly?

183
00:07:30,593 --> 00:07:32,351
Somebody who made
the biggest mistake ever

184
00:07:32,361 --> 00:07:33,986
and chose her job over a boyfriend.

185
00:07:33,996 --> 00:07:36,221
Right, and now she's a mogul. Wah.

186
00:07:36,231 --> 00:07:37,757
Ha-ha, okay, fine.

187
00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,925
But who says being a baller
makes girls happy?

188
00:07:39,935 --> 00:07:41,560
If all you do is put all of your life

189
00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,395
and energy into your job and your career

190
00:07:43,405 --> 00:07:44,897
and that's all you focus on,

191
00:07:44,907 --> 00:07:47,207
- then you're just gonna end up like...
- Shh!

192
00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,202
Say it.

193
00:07:50,212 --> 00:07:52,104
<i>That means that I'm out.
Thank you, sir.</i>

194
00:07:52,114 --> 00:07:54,773
<i>Bam! Sucka!</i>

195
00:07:54,783 --> 00:07:57,575
Oh, my God,

196
00:07:57,585 --> 00:08:00,211
<i>I saw your bluff coming down the road!</i>

197
00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:02,914
<i>How's that feel, Cowboy,
to be beat by a girl?</i>

198
00:08:02,924 --> 00:08:04,949
<i>Your tells are terrible.</i>

199
00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:07,218
<i>That's a good point.
I'm terrible.</i>

200
00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:10,588
I'm also out, so, have fun boys.

201
00:08:10,598 --> 00:08:13,925
Ohh, sore loser!

202
00:08:13,935 --> 00:08:15,293
<i>All right, fellas.</i>

203
00:08:15,303 --> 00:08:16,593
Let the real men play.

204
00:08:16,603 --> 00:08:18,629
And I'm gonna go get another drink.

205
00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:21,265
Good luck, gentlemen.
Yeah, drown your sorrows!

206
00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:23,434
Me, too.

207
00:08:23,444 --> 00:08:24,601
<i>Fellas.</i>

208
00:08:24,611 --> 00:08:25,937
I'm out.

209
00:08:25,947 --> 00:08:28,072
Thank you, sir.

210
00:08:28,082 --> 00:08:30,607
- Out?
- Oop. That was quick.

211
00:08:30,617 --> 00:08:31,909
You are good.

212
00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:33,209
Then there were two.

213
00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:34,878
There were two.

214
00:08:34,888 --> 00:08:37,448
<i>I'll raise you 400</i>

215
00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:40,150
plus a one-on-one date.

216
00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,217
<i>You're on.</i>

217
00:08:41,227 --> 00:08:42,820
Okay.

218
00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:45,656
I think you're going to
enjoy losing quite a lot.

219
00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:47,891
You know what I'm hearing,
though, August?

220
00:08:47,901 --> 00:08:49,759
The sound of your money

221
00:08:49,769 --> 00:08:52,536
and our date going down the toilet.

222
00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:56,499
Flush.

223
00:08:58,478 --> 00:09:01,771
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God. Congratulations.

224
00:09:01,781 --> 00:09:03,840
So...

225
00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:05,015
you won?

226
00:09:08,253 --> 00:09:09,979
Cut!

227
00:09:09,989 --> 00:09:13,115
Well, that was a great idea
for a date, Rachel.

228
00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,151
She turned into
a condescending dickhead!

229
00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:17,653
What's wrong with her winning?

230
00:09:17,663 --> 00:09:19,321
- It's cool.
- She can hang with the guys.

231
00:09:19,331 --> 00:09:22,157
Yeah, except none of the guys
want to hang with her.

232
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,159
It's like she's wearing dude-repellent.

233
00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:26,095
Come on, let's get
these guys back in there.

234
00:09:26,105 --> 00:09:27,463
- She's such a dumbass.
- I know.

235
00:09:27,473 --> 00:09:29,198
Hey! Um...

236
00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,599
Hey! Rachel! Quinn!

237
00:09:33,379 --> 00:09:36,171
The problem is not the guys.

238
00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:37,868
The problem is Serena.

239
00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:39,784
- What?
- Okay, well, that's ridiculous.

240
00:09:39,795 --> 00:09:41,510
- What is?
- W...

241
00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:43,177
Hi.

242
00:09:43,187 --> 00:09:45,046
Listen, we think it's great

243
00:09:45,056 --> 00:09:47,849
that you are super smart,
you're successful,

244
00:09:47,859 --> 00:09:49,384
you can do everything by yourself,

245
00:09:49,394 --> 00:09:50,852
but what guy wants that?

246
00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:52,320
- A lot of guys.
- Lots of guys.

247
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,022
- A lot of guys.
- Look, it's great that

248
00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:56,157
you go to the office and you kick ass.

249
00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:58,192
Whoo-hoo! And girl power and all that.

250
00:09:58,202 --> 00:09:59,360
Look who I hire.

251
00:09:59,370 --> 00:10:00,495
Hire? Wow.

252
00:10:00,505 --> 00:10:02,696
But the woman you are at work

253
00:10:02,706 --> 00:10:06,034
is not the girl that
a man wants to date.

254
00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:07,666
Okay. So, I'm sorry,

255
00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:09,421
and what do you want her to do?

256
00:10:09,432 --> 00:10:11,257
You want her to just, like, go on a date

257
00:10:11,268 --> 00:10:12,873
and magically turn into somebody else?

258
00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,208
I mean, I-I go on a lot
of dates all the time.

259
00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:16,510
Mm-hmm. First dates.

260
00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,712
- Yeah.
- What about second dates?

261
00:10:18,722 --> 00:10:20,213
Thought so.

262
00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:23,216
Look, I might not be
the brightest guy in the world,

263
00:10:23,226 --> 00:10:27,084
but I did create one of the most
successful shows on TV...

264
00:10:27,095 --> 00:10:31,258
because I know what guys want
and I'm not afraid to say it.

265
00:10:31,268 --> 00:10:33,927
Now, would you like me to tell you

266
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,329
why you don't get those second dates?

267
00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:37,897
Oh, this is gonna be good.

268
00:10:37,907 --> 00:10:39,999
I'm willing to hear your theory.

269
00:10:40,009 --> 00:10:42,869
Women make it so complicated.

270
00:10:42,879 --> 00:10:46,238
All you have to do to keep a guy forever

271
00:10:46,248 --> 00:10:50,209
is bake him cookies
and give him blow jobs.

272
00:10:50,219 --> 00:10:51,744
- Oh, my...
- That's a bunch of crap.

273
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,512
I'm speaking metaphorically, of course.

274
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,516
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

275
00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:58,685
You got to make space for the guy.

276
00:10:58,695 --> 00:11:00,419
And you've got to make him
feel important.

277
00:11:00,429 --> 00:11:02,754
Maddy, come here. Show her
what I'm talking about.

278
00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:04,623
- Oh, sure, she knows.
- Okay, look.

279
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,959
So, if you're going
on a first date with a guy,

280
00:11:06,969 --> 00:11:10,696
there are only three things
you need to put on repeat.

281
00:11:10,706 --> 00:11:13,227
- You are so right.
- Yeah.

282
00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:16,302
This is a great idea.

283
00:11:16,312 --> 00:11:17,535
Can you, um, can you help me?

284
00:11:17,545 --> 00:11:19,143
- Stop talking.
- Yes.

285
00:11:19,154 --> 00:11:20,371
- No, no, no, keep... keep going.
- What?

286
00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:21,705
You're not seriously listening to this.

287
00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,141
I-I am just taking a pitch.

288
00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:26,277
Okay. Serena, yes,
Chet can get you a guy, sure,

289
00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:30,082
but he can't get you the guy that you
want in the way that you want it.

290
00:11:30,092 --> 00:11:31,917
Yeah, but can you?

291
00:11:31,927 --> 00:11:34,619
If I go scuba diving, I hire
a scuba diving instructor,

292
00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:36,588
so maybe if I'm messing up
with the guys,

293
00:11:36,598 --> 00:11:39,056
I should talk to a guy.

294
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,058
- Serena...
- I'm not gonna drop to my knees

295
00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:42,939
- or bake cookies any time soon.
- Come on! Seri...

296
00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,262
No, I'm... I will

297
00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:46,664
give your strategy a try,

298
00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:48,799
and then I will objectively evaluate it.

299
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,200
Sexy!

300
00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:52,236
We'll work on it.

301
00:11:52,246 --> 00:11:53,762
Come here. Maddy.

302
00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:57,458
Well, Rachel.

303
00:11:57,952 --> 00:11:59,777
You just lost us our girl.

304
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,481
To Chet.

305
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,481
Get back inside, boys!

306
00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:14,277
In Vegas, when you're hot you're hot,

307
00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:16,979
and Serena is certainly burning it up.

308
00:12:16,989 --> 00:12:18,581
You see, she slayed our guys at poker,

309
00:12:18,591 --> 00:12:21,317
but will her luck hold
at the craps table?

310
00:12:21,327 --> 00:12:23,789
<i>Let's see how the dice fall, shall we?</i>

311
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,356
I am gonna add, uh...

312
00:12:29,023 --> 00:12:32,327
Sorry, um, it's... it's Guy
and Preston, right?

313
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,161
Can you help me?

314
00:12:34,172 --> 00:12:35,590
Yeah, I sure can.

315
00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,833
If you want a recipe
for roasted beet hummus.

316
00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:39,635
Oh, that's really funny,
'cause I'm a chef.

317
00:12:39,645 --> 00:12:42,247
But Preston here is just another
old white dude from Florida

318
00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:44,090
trying to finish his sentence
without leaking.

319
00:12:44,101 --> 00:12:45,669
What'd I tell you?

320
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,497
- They're fighting over her.
- <i>Hey, I've been coming to Vegas</i>

321
00:12:47,508 --> 00:12:50,239
- <i>since before you were in diapers.
- If I were you, I'd add odds.</i>

322
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:52,180
Oh, wow. Yes.

323
00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:54,549
That is a great idea.

324
00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:55,817
<i>Thank you.</i>

325
00:12:55,827 --> 00:12:57,552
Thank you!

326
00:12:57,562 --> 00:13:00,489
- Hey!
- Oh! Oh, wow!

327
00:13:00,499 --> 00:13:02,323
<i>You're on a streak, Serena.
Play the field.</i>

328
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,958
- I'm gonna back you, baby.
- Thank you.

329
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:05,726
- Let me get 100 on Big Eight.
- Oh, on Big Eight.

330
00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:09,475
- You know what, count me in, too.
- Oh, my goodness, that is amazing!

331
00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:12,792
I swiped a bottle
of champagne from the bar.

332
00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,235
The sooner you bet all your chips,

333
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:17,009
- the sooner we can get out of here.
- Oh, you are so bad.

334
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:19,687
<i>Yes, he is. Champagne bandit.</i>

335
00:13:20,685 --> 00:13:22,743
Hey!

336
00:13:24,154 --> 00:13:27,515
You're all a bunch of good luck charms!

337
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,717
What did I tell you? That's
why you need me here.

338
00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,819
I am a man-thropologist!

339
00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:34,154
Hi, baby!

340
00:13:34,164 --> 00:13:35,522
- Hey!
- Hi!

341
00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:37,557
How are you?

342
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:40,227
Ah, you're back.

343
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,703
Isn't it a school night?

344
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,766
- I'll be right back, okay?
- Okay.

345
00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:48,101
<i>They're no funny guys.</i>

346
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,607
Um...

347
00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:57,377
I actually came to talk to you.

348
00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:58,678
Oh, I can't wait.

349
00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:00,547
I-It's kind of private.

350
00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:03,082
And you're the only one who can help.

351
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,918
Uh, Chet is giving
a building to Calgrove...

352
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,588
it is the Chet Wilton Center
for Reality Television Studies.

353
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:12,225
- Mm. Talk about higher learning.
- Yeah.

354
00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:14,961
He's put me in charge
of this fundraising dinner,

355
00:14:14,971 --> 00:14:18,464
and I have never done
anything like this before.

356
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:21,067
Chet told me you were amazing
at handling his business

357
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,135
when you guys were together,

358
00:14:23,145 --> 00:14:25,937
so I thought maybe you could make this,

359
00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:27,539
like, really amazing, too.

360
00:14:27,549 --> 00:14:30,075
That's a pretty big ask, Crystal.

361
00:14:30,085 --> 00:14:31,810
I don't think I can jump that high.

362
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,612
I-It's just so important
that Chet finally

363
00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,981
gets the recognition he deserves.

364
00:14:35,991 --> 00:14:38,717
I mean, after all, he is
the visionary that changed,

365
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:41,224
like, the "grammar"
of network television.

366
00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:44,089
I mean, it was his idea for characters
to talk directly to camera.

367
00:14:44,099 --> 00:14:46,657
Hmm. Is that... Is that
what he's teaching you?

368
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,493
But it's not just about his career,

369
00:14:48,503 --> 00:14:50,828
it's about his whole personal
story with his father.

370
00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:54,165
I mean, it's incredible that
he's had so much success

371
00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:56,501
when he had such a tough start as a kid.

372
00:14:56,511 --> 00:14:58,235
Chet's father left when he was 6.

373
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,671
So what? There's a lot of kids

374
00:15:00,681 --> 00:15:03,274
that have been raised by one parent.

375
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,443
But Chet's father didn't just leave.

376
00:15:05,453 --> 00:15:08,012
I mean, he took his own life.

377
00:15:08,022 --> 00:15:10,648
I mean, the way that Chet found him

378
00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:13,517
in the garage
with the car still running...

379
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:15,485
Most people don't get
past something like that.

380
00:15:15,495 --> 00:15:17,955
But Chet isn't most people.

381
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,527
Okay. You know, I... I, um...

382
00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:25,129
I got to get back to work.

383
00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:28,999
- Okay?
- Okay. Uh, so will you help?

384
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,100
Uh, yeah. Don't you worry, Crystal.

385
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:33,537
I will, uh... I will give you
all the help you need.

386
00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:34,998
- Thank you.
- All right.

387
00:15:35,009 --> 00:15:37,040
Okay.

388
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,302
He's so full of shit.

389
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,055
I'm sorry, Rachel. But this
whole show is supposed to be

390
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,280
- about what I want.
- Oh, what the hell is going on?

391
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:46,951
I want a one-on-one with Billy.
He's really into me.

392
00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:49,083
Yes, because you are
acting like a bimbo.

393
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,107
Thanks, but I already
have a bitter best friend.

394
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,156
What I don't have is a husband.

395
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:56,555
Hence, a one-on-one with Billy. Now.

396
00:15:57,971 --> 00:15:59,454
I say we give it to her.

397
00:15:59,465 --> 00:16:01,446
She... You know, she's just
getting her groove on,

398
00:16:01,457 --> 00:16:02,898
you know, getting in the zone.

399
00:16:02,908 --> 00:16:04,779
Let's just roll with it.

400
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:06,669
Fine. Let her do a lap with Speed Racer.

401
00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:08,411
- Are you kidding me?
- Hey, baby...

402
00:16:08,422 --> 00:16:09,477
Billy?

403
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,953
We only picked him for the show
because he has a short fuse...

404
00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:14,742
Look, he is a professional
race car driver, okay?

405
00:16:14,753 --> 00:16:16,712
That is flyover state royalty.

406
00:16:16,722 --> 00:16:18,547
We need flyover state ratings.

407
00:16:18,557 --> 00:16:20,215
Tonight is supposed to be a group date.

408
00:16:20,225 --> 00:16:22,750
It is way too early
in the season for a one-on-one.

409
00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:24,186
Rachel, with all due respect,

410
00:16:24,196 --> 00:16:26,754
Gary has a knife
at my throat, not yours.

411
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:29,224
So, for tonight... at least...

412
00:16:29,234 --> 00:16:33,161
if you could just keep your mouth
shut and do your damn job.

413
00:16:33,171 --> 00:16:35,230
And I "wuv" "woo" too.

414
00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:36,898
What'd I miss?

415
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:40,668
Don't ever send your child bride
to do your dirty work again.

416
00:16:40,678 --> 00:16:43,705
Uh, Crystal's gonna turn 24 in June.

417
00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,106
She asked me to help with

418
00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:49,243
your revisionist-history
ego-boosting fundraiser.

419
00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:52,046
She went to you? God, that takes guts.

420
00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:54,115
And if you want her to respect you,

421
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:56,050
maybe you should stop telling her lies.

422
00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:59,286
Crystal and I have an incredibly
honest relationship.

423
00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:01,652
- Oh, please!
- Yeah. Yeah.

424
00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:05,792
You told her that whole sob-story
about your father killing himself?

425
00:17:05,802 --> 00:17:07,261
You're right.

426
00:17:07,271 --> 00:17:09,467
I shouldn't have lied, and I'm sorry.

427
00:17:09,478 --> 00:17:12,699
Well, don't tell me, tell her.

428
00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,960
My dad did kill himself.

429
00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:17,938
Everything else I told you
about my family was true.

430
00:17:17,948 --> 00:17:20,273
It's just that one other part.

431
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:22,242
It felt shameful to talk about.

432
00:17:26,456 --> 00:17:28,114
Crystal makes me feel safe enough

433
00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:30,816
to accept the different parts of myself.

434
00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,960
I... You... You...

435
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,995
You... y-you've known her,
what, like three months?

436
00:17:43,005 --> 00:17:44,564
It's real, Quinnie.

437
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,241
I love her.

438
00:17:47,242 --> 00:17:49,257
I want that for you.

439
00:17:50,012 --> 00:17:52,272
It's life-changing.

440
00:17:53,929 --> 00:17:55,608
I'm sure.

441
00:17:56,518 --> 00:17:58,610
I'm sure what... what is it, uh...

442
00:17:59,054 --> 00:18:01,718
$20,000 a month allowance?

443
00:18:02,272 --> 00:18:05,417
I'm sure that's real
life-changing for Crystal, too.

444
00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,352
Quinn...

445
00:18:12,554 --> 00:18:14,259
Okay.

446
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:25,148
I won my first go-kart
event when I was 10.

447
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,453
The National Pee-Wee
Crown when I was 15.

448
00:18:27,464 --> 00:18:29,488
Oh, my God, that's amazing.

449
00:18:29,498 --> 00:18:31,490
Trump country's gonna love this.

450
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,459
- Silver Crownwhen I was 17.
- Oh.

451
00:18:33,469 --> 00:18:34,835
I hate this show.

452
00:18:34,846 --> 00:18:36,816
Then I went to MIT
and became a stock car driver.

453
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,631
- You went to MIT?
- No.

454
00:18:38,641 --> 00:18:40,633
No, I wanted to see
if you were paying attention.

455
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:43,969
You are so funny!

456
00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:46,305
Dan, get that gum out
of his mouth right now!

457
00:18:46,315 --> 00:18:48,507
I need your gum.

458
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:50,275
- Actually?
- Yep.

459
00:18:50,285 --> 00:18:52,077
- Awesome.
- Sorry about that.

460
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,420
No, it's okay.

461
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:01,686
<i>Uh, so, tell me about driving.</i>

462
00:19:01,696 --> 00:19:03,174
You okay?

463
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,358
What?

464
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:08,955
Nothing, just, uh, you know,
seem a little...

465
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:14,131
You know, I'm here.

466
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:16,064
If you need to talk, I'm here.

467
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,036
Let's get one thing straight,

468
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:21,689
I will never need to talk.

469
00:19:23,385 --> 00:19:27,211
So if you enjoy getting
your barely-earned paychecks,

470
00:19:27,221 --> 00:19:30,122
you won't ever ask me that again.

471
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:35,819
Okay.

472
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:39,790
<i>Fast and dangerous, that's so cool.</i>

473
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,126
- Sounds like my dream man.
- There you go.

474
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:43,594
<i> Hey, Rachel.</i>

475
00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:46,263
<i>How do you like watching
your feminist turn into this?</i>

476
00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,867
No, no, my life
is boring to our viewers.

477
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:52,168
I don't know about that.
You seem like...

478
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:53,719
Jeremy.

479
00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:57,140
Owen, uh, hi.

480
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,883
Hey, come here. I, uh...

481
00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,377
- Hey.
- How you doing?

482
00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,512
- Hey, everything okay?
- I don't know, I'm just...

483
00:20:02,522 --> 00:20:04,514
I'm feeling a little bit
worried about Serena.

484
00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:06,154
She's in there with that guy Billy.

485
00:20:06,165 --> 00:20:07,717
And the guy is, like, such a douche.

486
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:09,319
Yeah, well, Serena's smart.

487
00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:11,087
She'll figure that out on her own.

488
00:20:11,097 --> 00:20:14,537
I don't know, I kind of feel like you
need to go in there and save her.

489
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:16,893
- That's not really my thing.
- What are you talking about?

490
00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,974
You had that great first kiss with her.

491
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,497
I really think you should just
go in there and defend it.

492
00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:23,152
That's just gonna make her
feel uncomfortable.

493
00:20:23,163 --> 00:20:25,535
It's not gonna make her feel
uncomfortable. I mean, she's on a date.

494
00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:28,404
- He said he doesn't want to do it.
- Will you let me produce the show?

495
00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:30,506
Oh, you mean manipulate
someone into doing

496
00:20:30,516 --> 00:20:32,374
something that they don't want to do?

497
00:20:32,384 --> 00:20:34,109
Hi, Rachel.

498
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,412
I'm sorry, Rachel. Uh, I don't
want to cause any trouble.

499
00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:38,713
Rachel, can I talk to you really quick?

500
00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:41,467
Do you remember that dress you guys
wanted me to wear at the opening?

501
00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:44,152
- Do you think you could get it for me?
- Which one? What? You w...

502
00:20:44,163 --> 00:20:45,454
You want the sequined
one with the boobs?

503
00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,957
Yeah, Yeah. I think Chet might be right.

504
00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:49,624
I think this is what guys want.

505
00:20:49,634 --> 00:20:51,760
Guys want ugly ass 90-inch televisions

506
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:54,095
and they want threesomes
with you and your best friend.

507
00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:55,820
It doesn't mean you have
to give it to them.

508
00:20:55,831 --> 00:20:57,765
This is... I mean, this is
just a... it's a compromise.

509
00:20:57,776 --> 00:20:59,267
Listen to me, okay.

510
00:20:59,277 --> 00:21:01,470
I totally get it, I mean,
it feels amazing right now.

511
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,473
All of these guys are tripping
over their dicks to get to you,

512
00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:06,608
but it doesn't mean that
you have dumb yourself down.

513
00:21:06,618 --> 00:21:10,111
You are this smart, strong,
successful woman...

514
00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:13,247
I know, and this smart,
strong, successful,

515
00:21:13,257 --> 00:21:15,950
single woman is asking you

516
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,486
to please get her the dress.

517
00:21:26,103 --> 00:21:28,662
Hey! What's going on?

518
00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:30,731
Isn't it pretty obvious?

519
00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:32,833
You're witnessing me stress eating.

520
00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:35,002
Right, and so now you're
thinking what's the trigger

521
00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:37,137
for this girl's behavior? Hmm?

522
00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:39,072
You know, maybe it's Quinn,
the mother figure...

523
00:21:39,082 --> 00:21:42,075
I mean, yes, we just
were fighting again.

524
00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:43,810
And then there's also Jeremy,

525
00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,937
he's the ex-boyfriend with
all of the unresolved issues.

526
00:21:46,948 --> 00:21:48,676
Or I don't know.
You know, maybe it's, like,

527
00:21:48,687 --> 00:21:52,519
one of the six or nine other people

528
00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:54,521
I've almost made out with on this crew.

529
00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:58,124
You know, this place to me it's, like,
just full of triggers, you know?

530
00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:01,027
It's like a goddamn trigger buffet!

531
00:22:01,037 --> 00:22:04,513
Is this what your "Essential
Honesty" is doing for you?

532
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,984
Mm. No, that actually works.

533
00:22:10,653 --> 00:22:12,171
What?

534
00:22:12,181 --> 00:22:13,677
I don't know.

535
00:22:13,688 --> 00:22:18,341
Your version of "Essential Honesty"
just feels kind of blame-y.

536
00:22:18,352 --> 00:22:20,512
Like you're using it as a shield.

537
00:22:20,522 --> 00:22:23,882
Wow. And you got that after, what,
like, just one conversation

538
00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:25,580
- at craft service?
- Fresh eyes can help.

539
00:22:25,591 --> 00:22:28,386
It just seems like. Nothing
is ever your fault.

540
00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:32,105
And you blame everyone else
for your anger.

541
00:22:34,569 --> 00:22:36,727
So I'm just wondering...

542
00:22:36,737 --> 00:22:38,463
have you ever tried turning

543
00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:42,957
that "Essential Honesty" on yourself?

544
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,447
No, I've, uh, never given
that any thought.

545
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:51,208
You know what's
my biggest trigger of all?

546
00:22:54,869 --> 00:22:58,215
Getting diagnosed by hack
shrinks who don't even know me.

547
00:23:09,385 --> 00:23:13,752
So, the first thing
you are supposed to check

548
00:23:13,763 --> 00:23:17,324
when you get here is my office bar.

549
00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:21,205
I am out of vodka, and it
is supposed to be stocked 24/7.

550
00:23:21,215 --> 00:23:22,572
I-I did.

551
00:23:22,583 --> 00:23:24,510
I put two bottles of vodka
in there yesterday.

552
00:23:24,521 --> 00:23:28,612
Well... someone must have
gotten into my fridge.

553
00:23:28,622 --> 00:23:31,623
So, vodka on the rocks, please.

554
00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:36,185
You got your dress... she's wearing it.

555
00:23:36,195 --> 00:23:37,954
I mean, Chet's completely
brainwashed her.

556
00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,522
That is great!

557
00:23:39,532 --> 00:23:41,790
So the titties will be
flying high tonight.

558
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,426
No, this is not great, this is tanking

559
00:23:43,436 --> 00:23:44,860
the whole point of the season.

560
00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:47,002
You mean your whole point of the season.

561
00:23:47,013 --> 00:23:49,265
I mean, mine was the get
one of these ding-a-lings

562
00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:50,866
to fall in love with our ice queen

563
00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:52,635
so that I can have my hit show back.

564
00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:56,713
This is what she wants, Rachel.
She wants a husband.

565
00:23:57,502 --> 00:24:00,208
But if one of these guys
falls for this version of her,

566
00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:02,544
they're just falling for a fake.
This is all a lie.

567
00:24:02,554 --> 00:24:05,114
Hello! Welcome to "Everlasting."

568
00:24:05,124 --> 00:24:07,449
The whole
show's a lie, Rachel.

569
00:24:07,459 --> 00:24:09,051
Shh.

570
00:24:09,061 --> 00:24:10,653
Don't tell anyone.

571
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:15,923
Fine. You know what?

572
00:24:15,933 --> 00:24:19,291
If this is what you want, you
can just produce her yourself.

573
00:24:19,744 --> 00:24:21,283
Ooh. Pfft!

574
00:24:21,806 --> 00:24:24,275
Dropped... I'm gonna put the...

575
00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:25,900
Ooh! Hi.

576
00:24:25,910 --> 00:24:27,435
Quinn.

577
00:24:27,445 --> 00:24:28,892
Um...

578
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,830
Gary.

579
00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:34,475
What are you doing here?

580
00:24:34,485 --> 00:24:38,412
I don't need an invite
to visit my own set.

581
00:24:38,422 --> 00:24:42,984
- Let me just get that.
- I-I-I got that. I got it.

582
00:24:45,163 --> 00:24:46,820
What the hell's going
on with you, Quinn?

583
00:24:46,830 --> 00:24:49,190
Nothing. I am cleaning up.

584
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,526
As you can see.
And I am producing the show.

585
00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:03,836
Let's all give it up
for our single Suitress...

586
00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:06,011
- Serena.
- Whoo!

587
00:25:08,596 --> 00:25:10,154
And look, see.

588
00:25:10,164 --> 00:25:12,657
Shrink-wrapped and ready to serve.

589
00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:15,203
Definitely would take a piece of that.

590
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,461
See, it's all good. We're fine,
we're great, and we're back.

591
00:25:18,472 --> 00:25:19,485
We're back.

592
00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:20,564
Oh, my gosh!

593
00:25:20,574 --> 00:25:22,433
That dress, it is stunning!

594
00:25:22,443 --> 00:25:24,668
What is it? Do you know? Is it Versace?

595
00:25:24,678 --> 00:25:26,304
I... you know, I don't know.

596
00:25:26,314 --> 00:25:28,649
But, uh, why don't you go to
Barneys, get yourself one.

597
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,574
- Go ahead and get it.
- Oh. Chet, you spoil me.

598
00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:32,313
- Aw, I like to.
- Thank you.

599
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:35,512
<i>All right, get ready
for a terrific surprise.</i>

600
00:25:35,522 --> 00:25:39,350
Because tonight's musical guest
is not a famous band

601
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,988
or a famous singer.

602
00:25:42,028 --> 00:25:43,854
- It's you.
- Yeah.

603
00:25:43,864 --> 00:25:46,824
You see, each of you are gonna choose
a tune from our karaoke library.

604
00:25:46,834 --> 00:25:49,586
And serenade Serena with a song

605
00:25:49,597 --> 00:25:51,761
that you think will win her heart.

606
00:25:53,792 --> 00:25:56,466
Where the hell is Rachel? Why isn't
she here producing her guys?

607
00:25:56,476 --> 00:25:58,534
'Cause she's having her
breakdown early this season?

608
00:25:58,544 --> 00:26:00,011
Uh...

609
00:26:01,147 --> 00:26:02,644
Come on, guys.

610
00:26:03,549 --> 00:26:07,644
Now, you'll do great guys. It's karaoke.
Let's have some fun.

611
00:26:08,457 --> 00:26:10,063
- A smoker.
- Mm-hmm.

612
00:26:10,074 --> 00:26:11,891
- ♪ I've fallen in love ♪
- Thank God.

613
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,784
- ♪ And there's no turning back ♪
- Can I?

614
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,299
You have a Russian soul.

615
00:26:31,676 --> 00:26:33,964
What's that mean?

616
00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,306
There's a darkness.

617
00:26:37,745 --> 00:26:41,576
In you and me both.

618
00:26:44,088 --> 00:26:47,625
Right, which is exactly why you
should focus your attention

619
00:26:47,636 --> 00:26:50,318
on someone bright and shiny.

620
00:26:50,328 --> 00:26:54,155
This woman is looking for a poodle.

621
00:26:54,165 --> 00:26:55,856
Not a man.

622
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,896
Then be a man.

623
00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:04,198
- Hmm?
- Tell her your truth.

624
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:07,852
You know, show her. Your
dark side, stir shit up.

625
00:27:07,863 --> 00:27:09,758
Fine. What did you have in mind?

626
00:27:09,769 --> 00:27:11,250
- You're a Russian.
- And?

627
00:27:11,261 --> 00:27:14,207
Start the revolution!
Blow this circus up.

628
00:27:16,086 --> 00:27:17,845
How? What do I do?

629
00:27:17,855 --> 00:27:20,719
- Exactly what I tell you.
- You see?

630
00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,183
Russian soul.

631
00:27:23,972 --> 00:27:25,675
Very dark.

632
00:27:26,129 --> 00:27:28,922
- ♪ <i>America...</i> ♪
- QUINN: His vocal cordsare up his ass.

633
00:27:28,932 --> 00:27:33,026
But come on, a race car driver
singing "America the Beautiful"...

634
00:27:33,036 --> 00:27:35,680
that's like red state crack.

635
00:27:35,691 --> 00:27:37,449
Whoo!

636
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:41,068
You must be very strong woman

637
00:27:41,078 --> 00:27:43,270
to keep up fake-smile for this jerk-off.

638
00:27:44,972 --> 00:27:48,207
How about I put real smile on your face?

639
00:27:48,217 --> 00:27:52,745
- Okay.
- ♪ O beautiful for pilgrim's feet ♪

640
00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:57,820
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna
show you what real love of country

641
00:27:57,831 --> 00:27:59,284
and passion looks like!

642
00:27:59,316 --> 00:28:01,516
- ♪ America ♪...
- What are you doing up here?

643
00:28:01,527 --> 00:28:04,789
Just for a second.
♪ <i>Vozrast staryy Soyuz</i> ♪

644
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,325
Are you really gonna let...

645
00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:08,274
Here we go.

646
00:28:08,285 --> 00:28:10,878
- Was this planned?
- Oh! Yeah.

647
00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:12,980
I mean, we weren't gonna
just have karaoke.

648
00:28:21,745 --> 00:28:23,766
Get the music going again.

649
00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:26,725
♪ Brave ♪...

650
00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:31,030
Quinn, this is supposed
to be entertaining.

651
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,199
Don't worry, Gary. Um, hey, hey,

652
00:28:33,209 --> 00:28:34,901
can I get another camera on Billy,

653
00:28:34,911 --> 00:28:37,336
because he's gonna blow
right on schedule.

654
00:28:37,346 --> 00:28:38,704
Watch, watch, watch.

655
00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:45,811
Oh! Mic drop!

656
00:28:45,821 --> 00:28:47,178
Feel good about yourself?

657
00:28:47,188 --> 00:28:50,733
Watch, America is about
to whoop Russia's ass.

658
00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:53,551
You worthless piece of USA trash.

659
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:57,491
We own your country now, by the way!

660
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,425
I mean, he's right,
but I can totally cut that.

661
00:29:00,435 --> 00:29:02,660
Oh, is that right?

662
00:29:04,872 --> 00:29:08,266
♪ And I realized the whole damn ♪
♪ time I been missing out ♪

663
00:29:08,276 --> 00:29:10,335
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

664
00:29:13,681 --> 00:29:15,573
- Quinn, are you watching this?
- Call security, right now.

665
00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:18,275
No, come on, it's good TV.
Just let it go.

666
00:29:18,285 --> 00:29:19,677
This is exactly the kind of stuff

667
00:29:19,687 --> 00:29:21,612
I'm talking about when I say "too far"!

668
00:29:21,622 --> 00:29:23,968
This show cannot take another lawsuit.

669
00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:26,374
Well, if you don't want to know
how the sausage gets made,

670
00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:28,519
then don't come to the factory!

671
00:29:30,530 --> 00:29:31,991
Hey!

672
00:29:32,327 --> 00:29:33,958
- Want to go?
- You...

673
00:29:33,968 --> 00:29:35,692
♪ Did you get your fill? ♪

674
00:29:35,702 --> 00:29:36,961
♪ Have you seen it all? ♪

675
00:29:36,971 --> 00:29:39,729
♪ Have you had enough? ♪

676
00:29:40,991 --> 00:29:42,433
Just walk away, mate.

677
00:29:42,443 --> 00:29:43,600
Please, not in the face...

678
00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:46,070
- Ohh!
- Watch the faces, guys!

679
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,236
Hey! Enough!

680
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,452
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

681
00:29:48,463 --> 00:29:50,850
Number-one rule on this show,
you never solve a problem.

682
00:29:50,861 --> 00:29:53,276
Screw the show, all right?
Nobody gets hurt on my watch.

683
00:29:53,286 --> 00:29:56,079
Stop it! We're supposed
to be enjoying a show!

684
00:29:56,089 --> 00:29:57,581
Stop! Ah!

685
00:29:57,591 --> 00:29:59,215
Hey!</i>

686
00:29:59,225 --> 00:30:01,284
You get security
or I am calling the cops.

687
00:30:01,294 --> 00:30:03,059
No, no, come here, come here. Just wait.

688
00:30:03,070 --> 00:30:05,340
There is a priceless moment
that is just about to happen.

689
00:30:05,351 --> 00:30:08,223
I need a camera right now
on Jasper. And Owen.

690
00:30:08,234 --> 00:30:09,959
- <i>Hey, you okay?</i>
- Oh, look, look, look!

691
00:30:09,969 --> 00:30:12,090
- Who's gonna get to Serena first?
- This is a liability!

692
00:30:12,116 --> 00:30:13,716
No, hold on a minute! Just wait!

693
00:30:15,574 --> 00:30:17,467
Wait for it.

694
00:30:17,477 --> 00:30:21,136
♪ The way it was ♪

695
00:30:21,146 --> 00:30:23,418
♪ The way it was ♪

696
00:30:26,043 --> 00:30:27,309
Look at that!

697
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:30,012
You cannot write that stuff! Look at it!

698
00:30:30,022 --> 00:30:33,749
♪ Tell me if you wanna ♪
♪ roll with the rest of us ♪

699
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,691
That is what I'm talking about!

700
00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:38,686
That's what I was waiting for.

701
00:30:38,696 --> 00:30:40,489
And cut!

702
00:30:40,499 --> 00:30:44,359
That is gonna be in every promo
for the rest of the season.

703
00:30:44,369 --> 00:30:46,328
Goldberg, to my office.

704
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:48,671
- ♪ The way it was ♪
- Boom!

705
00:30:54,865 --> 00:30:58,146
Congratulations on
your little temper tantrum

706
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,432
with street fighter Baryshnikov.

707
00:31:00,443 --> 00:31:02,417
Okay, you can flatter me
all you want, Quinn,

708
00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,152
but I'm so not back on this train.

709
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:07,388
I just sent Alexi in
to stop the nuclear leak

710
00:31:07,398 --> 00:31:09,424
that this show has become.

711
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:12,160
Oh! I see.

712
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:15,763
This was a big F-U to me
because you're pissed.

713
00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,932
But, I mean, come on, face it,

714
00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:19,900
that's when you do your best work.

715
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:22,604
I am your muse.

716
00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:25,406
Quinn, this is not funny.

717
00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:28,259
I mean, like it or not,
reality TV shapes our world.

718
00:31:28,270 --> 00:31:29,644
Oh, please.

719
00:31:29,654 --> 00:31:32,312
You're pumping toxic sludge
into the minds of young women.

720
00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,837
You're telling them that they have to

721
00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:36,350
dummy themselves down to land some dude.

722
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,820
Well, maybe it's the truth.

723
00:31:40,457 --> 00:31:41,922
I mean, look at us.

724
00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:47,528
So, what? You're just giving up?

725
00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:48,918
No.

726
00:31:49,676 --> 00:31:52,282
I don't want what she wants, Rachel.

727
00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:53,500
Bullshit.

728
00:31:53,510 --> 00:31:55,313
You want exactly what she wants.

729
00:31:55,324 --> 00:31:57,037
You're just too scared to admit it

730
00:31:57,047 --> 00:32:00,707
because you're afraid
you're never gonna get it.

731
00:32:00,717 --> 00:32:02,142
I mean, you went all googly-eyed

732
00:32:02,152 --> 00:32:04,307
when John Booth said he
wanted to have your baby,

733
00:32:04,318 --> 00:32:07,814
you completely freaked out over that
diamond ring that Chet gave you...

734
00:32:07,824 --> 00:32:09,904
Okay, enough, all right?

735
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:14,153
- I'm telling the truth.
- Just get the hell out.

736
00:32:14,164 --> 00:32:15,354
- Quinn...
- Go!

737
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:16,466
Hey, Quinn,

738
00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,624
Race Car Billy got his hands on
a phone and called his lawyer.

739
00:32:18,634 --> 00:32:20,220
He's saying that Alexi provoked him

740
00:32:20,231 --> 00:32:23,062
and it's all a big set-up.

741
00:32:23,072 --> 00:32:24,963
Great work, genius.

742
00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:32,540
- Hey.
- Hey.

743
00:32:33,348 --> 00:32:34,423
Crazy night, huh?

744
00:32:34,441 --> 00:32:36,266
Yeah. You okay?

745
00:32:36,277 --> 00:32:37,603
Yeah, thanks.

746
00:32:37,614 --> 00:32:39,939
The dress is trashed, but...

747
00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:43,173
Eh. To be honest,
I liked the last one better.

748
00:32:44,554 --> 00:32:45,852
Really?

749
00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:48,665
Seemed more you, I guess.

750
00:32:49,321 --> 00:32:50,988
Well, what does that mean?

751
00:32:51,814 --> 00:32:54,087
I don't know. Um...

752
00:32:54,669 --> 00:32:55,927
Okay, um...

753
00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:59,548
Well, earlier at the craps
table and then with Billy,

754
00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:01,718
you seemed kind of different.

755
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:03,421
Like maybe you were

756
00:33:03,432 --> 00:33:06,858
dumbing yourself down or something.

757
00:33:06,869 --> 00:33:10,506
You know, Owen, you met me yesterday,

758
00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,626
so you don't really know who I am.

759
00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:15,796
What I mean to say is that you
don't have to do that with me.

760
00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:18,333
Well, I don't really have
to do anything with you.

761
00:33:18,344 --> 00:33:19,790
Right?

762
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:22,353
W... Serena...

763
00:33:32,495 --> 00:33:33,580
Hi.

764
00:33:33,591 --> 00:33:35,283
Sure glad that's over.

765
00:33:36,291 --> 00:33:37,401
Hi.

766
00:33:37,411 --> 00:33:40,070
Hey, uh, did you happen to...

767
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,438
get any news on the Congo at all?

768
00:33:42,448 --> 00:33:44,741
- I didn't. I am so sorry, it just c...
- It's okay.

769
00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:46,619
No, it completely slipped my mind.

770
00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:49,744
That's fine. It's all good.
It's fine. It's fine.

771
00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:53,416
This thing tonight... I, uh...

772
00:33:53,427 --> 00:33:55,620
I feel ridiculous in a suit.

773
00:33:56,221 --> 00:33:57,276
No.

774
00:33:59,557 --> 00:34:01,565
You look amazing.

775
00:34:02,104 --> 00:34:04,059
Thank you.

776
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,329
No...

777
00:34:06,339 --> 00:34:08,971
Except for, um...

778
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:12,067
For this.

779
00:34:17,428 --> 00:34:19,729
Actually, I'm working right now.

780
00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,419
Yeah, me, too.

781
00:34:31,094 --> 00:34:33,287
Hey, hey, so, is Billy
gonna sue us?

782
00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:34,923
Gary's all over my ass.

783
00:34:34,933 --> 00:34:37,091
I sent Gary home, okay?

784
00:34:37,101 --> 00:34:39,027
I got a quid pro quo from Billy,

785
00:34:39,037 --> 00:34:42,331
but that's only if
Serena doesn't cut him.

786
00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:43,865
Will she?

787
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,599
She's pretty pissed. At all of us.

788
00:34:45,609 --> 00:34:48,280
You're not gonna get all
those bruises out of there.

789
00:34:48,291 --> 00:34:49,803
<i>All right. Ready? Yeah.</i>

790
00:34:49,814 --> 00:34:51,215
<i>And action, Graham.</i>

791
00:34:51,226 --> 00:34:52,973
Well, guys.

792
00:34:52,983 --> 00:34:55,442
Uh, obviously it's...

793
00:34:55,452 --> 00:34:56,877
it's been a night of surprises.

794
00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:58,212
But we're still not done.

795
00:34:58,222 --> 00:35:00,380
You see, 11 of you will be continuing

796
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:02,682
on your journey with Serena.

797
00:35:02,692 --> 00:35:04,784
But unfortunately for two of you,

798
00:35:04,794 --> 00:35:06,429
<i>Vegas is your last stop.</i>

799
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,488
<i>But no matter which road
you're on tonight, though,</i>

800
00:35:08,498 --> 00:35:11,458
<i>each one of you will
receive a very special,</i>

801
00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:15,061
<i>commemorative "Everlasting" tire Gauge</i>

802
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:18,231
courtesy of our own Billy Byrd
and Byrd Racing Accessories.

803
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,500
So call now and mention "Everlasting"

804
00:35:20,510 --> 00:35:23,669
and get 10% off on
all of your race car needs.

805
00:35:23,679 --> 00:35:26,205
So, it's just a Billy infomercial now.

806
00:35:26,215 --> 00:35:29,575
- Beats a lawsuit.
<i>- It has been such a crazy day,</i>

807
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:32,345
<i>but I am still very excited to be here.</i>

808
00:35:32,355 --> 00:35:35,481
And I admire all of your...

809
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:37,183
passion.

810
00:35:37,193 --> 00:35:38,751
And I hope to see more of that

811
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:41,608
as we continue on this journey together.

812
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:43,718
Warren,

813
00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,662
Preston,

814
00:35:45,868 --> 00:35:47,058
Jasper,

815
00:35:47,068 --> 00:35:49,944
come and get your tire gauges.

816
00:35:50,406 --> 00:35:52,230
<i>- Alexi...</i>
- Oh.

817
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,249
- Yes.
- Zach,

818
00:35:54,267 --> 00:35:56,525
Guy, I can't condone violence,

819
00:35:56,878 --> 00:35:58,836
but there is something exciting

820
00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:01,106
about being the center
of that kind of attention.

821
00:36:01,116 --> 00:36:03,008
Come on up.

822
00:36:03,018 --> 00:36:05,911
<i>August, Barry, Jamie.</i>

823
00:36:05,921 --> 00:36:07,879
<i>You tried to stay above the fray,</i>

824
00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:11,249
and I really appreciate that.

825
00:36:11,714 --> 00:36:14,618
Owen, I feel like we're in danger

826
00:36:14,629 --> 00:36:16,253
of losing what we had.

827
00:36:16,263 --> 00:36:18,890
<i>I'm willing to give it
another shot if you are.</i>

828
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:21,726
Will you accept this tire Gauge?

829
00:36:24,053 --> 00:36:26,063
- I'm sorry.
- No, hey, it's...

830
00:36:26,073 --> 00:36:28,365
No, no, no, no, no.

831
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,675
Don't worry. I'm still me.

832
00:36:33,162 --> 00:36:36,140
Serena, this is the last
tire Gauge of the night.

833
00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:42,779
Come on, pick Billy. Do not screw me.

834
00:36:42,789 --> 00:36:44,951
We had a deal, Serena.

835
00:36:44,962 --> 00:36:46,416
Billy.

836
00:36:46,426 --> 00:36:48,718
<i>You cold-cocked Alexi.</i>

837
00:36:48,728 --> 00:36:51,755
And your outburst was childish.

838
00:36:51,765 --> 00:36:53,389
Come on!

839
00:36:53,399 --> 00:36:55,611
<i>But I like a man with fire in his belly,</i>

840
00:36:55,622 --> 00:36:57,940
<i>so this tire Gauge is for you.</i>

841
00:36:58,197 --> 00:37:00,048
<i>So come on up.</i>

842
00:37:00,574 --> 00:37:01,898
Quinn pro quo.

843
00:37:01,908 --> 00:37:03,967
Don't get your hopes up.

844
00:37:03,977 --> 00:37:07,003
<i> Ken and Aaron, I want to
thank you guys for a great day.</i>

845
00:37:07,013 --> 00:37:08,470
Your cars are waiting.

846
00:37:08,481 --> 00:37:11,275
And cut. That's a wrap.

847
00:37:17,898 --> 00:37:20,202
- Hi, Serena.
- Hi.

848
00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:22,726
- See, it worked.
- Mm-hmm.

849
00:37:22,736 --> 00:37:23,761
Nice dress.

850
00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:24,829
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

851
00:37:24,839 --> 00:37:28,182
You got these guys eating out
of the palm of your hands.

852
00:37:28,193 --> 00:37:30,234
Thank you for your help with
this Billy thing, by the way.

853
00:37:30,244 --> 00:37:31,936
Yes, well, the donation check better be

854
00:37:31,946 --> 00:37:34,260
to the San Jose Youth Shelter
by end of business tomorrow.

855
00:37:34,271 --> 00:37:35,940
Consider it done.

856
00:37:38,104 --> 00:37:39,795
Great idea.

857
00:37:39,806 --> 00:37:41,464
You are so right.

858
00:37:41,475 --> 00:37:43,501
That was...

859
00:37:43,512 --> 00:37:44,803
amazing.

860
00:37:45,006 --> 00:37:48,126
Thank you.

861
00:37:49,526 --> 00:37:50,901
God, men are stupid.

862
00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:54,723
You good?

863
00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,734
Yes. Absolutely.

864
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,548
So, what? Owen's like
your little buddy now?

865
00:38:05,278 --> 00:38:06,329
What of it?

866
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:07,563
Well, that's your plan?

867
00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:10,893
Did you come back here
to protect the "good guys"?

868
00:38:10,904 --> 00:38:13,032
That's how you're gonna redeem yourself?

869
00:38:13,916 --> 00:38:15,442
I don't know, Rach.

870
00:38:15,655 --> 00:38:17,313
What's your plan?

871
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,373
- Want me to hold it?
- Okay, I can take it.

872
00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:23,419
Thought you wanted me to hold it.

873
00:38:23,429 --> 00:38:24,620
- Why would I want you to hold it?
- I don't know.

874
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:26,589
Is that the calfskin or the caviar?

875
00:38:26,599 --> 00:38:29,424
It's actually the lambskin,
but without the graffiti thing.

876
00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:31,012
Where did you get the flower strap?

877
00:38:31,023 --> 00:38:32,728
It was a gift. Oh.

878
00:38:32,738 --> 00:38:33,762
Oh, my car's here.

879
00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:34,897
- Bye.
- Oh, okay. Bye.

880
00:38:34,907 --> 00:38:36,273
Hi.

881
00:38:39,778 --> 00:38:41,470
All right.

882
00:38:51,155 --> 00:38:52,748
<i>Hi.</i>

883
00:38:52,758 --> 00:38:54,272
Hey.

884
00:38:54,283 --> 00:38:56,006
I, um...

885
00:38:56,866 --> 00:38:59,254
I wanted to follow up about the Congo.

886
00:38:59,264 --> 00:39:00,545
Oh, okay, oh, great. Yeah?

887
00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:03,582
So, it seems like the UN
is gonna intervene...

888
00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:06,494
<i>and the rebels signed a cease-fire.</i>

889
00:39:06,504 --> 00:39:08,596
<i>That's awesome. Thank you.</i>

890
00:39:09,319 --> 00:39:10,889
Hey, uh...

891
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,258
move over.

892
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,063
It's okay, it's big enough for two.

893
00:39:14,112 --> 00:39:17,638
And if we're careful,

894
00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:19,607
it will expand around us.

895
00:39:19,617 --> 00:39:21,296
See what I mean?

896
00:39:22,486 --> 00:39:24,753
There we go.

897
00:39:26,857 --> 00:39:28,108
Comfy?

898
00:39:30,374 --> 00:39:34,569
Hey, do you know in the southern
hemisphere we have some stars...

899
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,339
that you never see?

900
00:39:36,633 --> 00:39:39,500
And the ones that we do share,
they look totally different.

901
00:39:40,804 --> 00:39:42,929
Well...

902
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:45,432
Do you guys... You guys have Orion?

903
00:39:48,145 --> 00:39:49,765
That's Orion.

904
00:39:49,776 --> 00:39:52,007
- Oh. Okay.
- Almost.

905
00:40:03,493 --> 00:40:05,652
Um... Whoa, whoa!

906
00:40:05,662 --> 00:40:07,633
We have an early call tomorrow.

907
00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:09,294
I'm gonna...

908
00:40:09,305 --> 00:40:10,938
I'm gonna go.

909
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,466
Okay.

910
00:41:06,554 --> 00:41:10,815
August.

911
00:41:10,825 --> 00:41:12,716
Am I in trouble?

912
00:41:14,628 --> 00:41:16,286
Yes.

913
00:41:17,046 --> 00:41:18,444
August?

914
00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:41,202
- You're so beautiful.
- Stop talking.

915
00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:42,804
Stop talking.

916
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:52,226
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